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“It is just wonderful to be back in Oregon and over the last 15 months we’ve traveled uh to every corner of the United States, uh I’ve now been in 57 states, I think, one left to go. One left to go, uh Alaska and Hawaii I was not allowed to go even though […]

“In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weapons stock, his missile delivery capability, and his nuclear program. He has also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to terrorists including Al Qaeda members. Hilary Clinton, 10/10/02

Seattle had the best delusional people. — Paula Abdul during American Idol interview on Q13 Fox in Seattle.

First of all, it’s not true that I led the Martian attack on Earth. I was in Battle Cruiser Number Four. So let’s get that straight. I don’t know how these things get started. Secondly, I can explain.
Frank Burly, in the opening of John Swartzwelder’s excellent novel How I Conquered Your […]

First of all, it’s not true that I led the Martian attack on Earth. I was in Battle Cruiser Number Four. So let’s get that straight. I don’t know how these things get started. Secondly, I can explain.
Frank Burly, in the opening of John Swartzwelder’s excellent novel How I Conquered Your […]

“But for a truly secure Internet browser with more features, we still recommend Mozilla Firefox.” — C|net review of IE7

“Finally, an animal that does something useful besides taste good!” — Homer J. Simpson

“Bassoons are my favorite kind of monkey.” — Ralph Wiggum, Simpsons Comics Presents: Bart Simpson #29

“My hair was my favorite disposable body part! I don’t want anything to do with this!” — Philip J. Fry, Futurerama Comics #25

“My arm! It hurts where the tiger is biting it.” — Bart Simpson